Me: Homesteader = unemployed.

"Homesteader": No, I have a job.

Me: What do you do?

"Homesteader": I code.

Me: So you have electricity and an internet connection?

"Homesteader": Yes.

Me: Okay, then, you are not a homesteader. You're just a dork with a big back yard and a couple chickens and goats for pets.